We live in a world of tweets, quips, posts and sound bites. We call them Goofawits. So let's have fun with it. Draw a card with a funny scenario. Roll 2 dice and add the numbers. Read the card out loud (and the word count) to the other players. For example, "What he said in his marriage proposal that made her say No. Eight words". Players write down their answers. Like this one: "If you marry me, I won't tell anyone!" The best answer wins. BTW points don't matter. Laughter does.
Here are some sample cards. Can you think of a Goofawit response?
Here's what's inside the box
400 "scenarios" -- each on a separate card.
Red dice.
Paper for players to write down their "Goofawits " -- their responses.
Scorecards.
C'mon, you know you want this.